by eric b. February 5, 2003
Get the law dogmug. A friend of a friend (like on facebook) that's not actually friends with you but you have to hang around with them anyway.
by Felix da Pope October 3, 2011
Get the friend-in-lawmug. A Law made up by a police officer to convice you that what you are doing is illegal when in fact there is no law against you or your actions
by James3215 April 8, 2008
Get the hog lawmug. Jon A. (birthday december 13) marrys Anna P. whos sister Kelly P. (birthday december 13).
Jon and Kelly are Twin-In-Laws!!!
Jon and Kelly are Twin-In-Laws!!!
by Jkasp November 12, 2009
Get the Twin-In-Lawmug. *open stream*
*typing in chat* " 0/10, yup this is guy trolling"
*get permanently banned for not reading Bausen's Law tsk tsk*
*typing in chat* " 0/10, yup this is guy trolling"
*get permanently banned for not reading Bausen's Law tsk tsk*
by forsencdguyisreal June 12, 2023
Get the Bausen's Lawmug. Any interaction, strange taste or smell, near-death-experience or other such event occurring in mainland China that is inexplicable to the foreigners experiencing it.
"Zhongguo" is the Mandarin Chinese term for China and sounds similar to the English word "jungle."
"Zhongguo" is the Mandarin Chinese term for China and sounds similar to the English word "jungle."
example one:
Person 1: "This is a city of 20 million people...why does the subway system stop working at 10:00pm?"
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo, man."
example two:
Person 1: "What kind of meat is this? I can not tell what it is...and I only ordered vegetables..."
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo. Don't ask questions and just eat it."
Person 1: "This is a city of 20 million people...why does the subway system stop working at 10:00pm?"
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo, man."
example two:
Person 1: "What kind of meat is this? I can not tell what it is...and I only ordered vegetables..."
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo. Don't ask questions and just eat it."
by Exzeebo July 6, 2009
Get the Law of the Zhongguomug. Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Or something like that...
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Or something like that...
by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008
Get the Cooke's Lawmug.