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jumping retard

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard
by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009
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Bungy Jumping

Bungy jumping is the biggest damn adrenaline rush you can ever experience while alive. If you do it, you are going to get dropped off a huge cliff, you'll only have your legs tied up to an elastic rope. When you get to the bottom you might me able to touch the water. its soooooo fkn awesome!
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.
A: Bo! I went to Taupo and did that bungy jumping shit aye

B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?

A: Fuck yea bo!
by Juan Vidal January 2, 2009
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Bungee Jump

An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.
My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.
by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020
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Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
by TomSmith13 December 12, 2015
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Jump-oFF

Lighting a broken torch lighter with a bic
Can I get a jump-oFF so I can hit this smoke
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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Jumping nonsensely

When someone's mind is messed up and keep thinking multiple things jumping from one to one another
I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.
by radio ccl November 25, 2018
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Jump

A Saint Lucian term meaning to be startled.
1. (Sneaks up behind 3.)
3. (Gets startled) Oye, wam to you!? Oye you made me jump (freak out)
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) January 24, 2023
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