Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

johnathan edens

a super fine,sexy and smart black kid

bro look its a johnathan edens

by yourfavdarkskxn September 22, 2022

Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.

Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!

by NevenMinard October 11, 2022

Johnathan

A misspelling for any imbecile who thinks that Jonathan is spelt Johnathan.

“Hi Johnathan!”

“Its Jonathan you ass!”

by HareInMySoup October 11, 2022

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

Jonah

Jonah (N), can be used to discribe how someone acts in a question.

(ex.) Why are you acting like a Jonah right now?

by GONAH November 7, 2022

Jonah

A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.

Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house

by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022