johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

Chappy Johnson

A very crusty dick

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month

by SnoMEX May 24, 2018

Johnson

What you call your best friend

Lily, Teagan, and Miya are my johnsons.

by johnson458 April 2, 2024

Gavin Johnson

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being

God damn did u see gavin Johnson cute ass

Hot damn gavin Johnson

by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019

Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022

brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).

Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.

by MegaWak August 1, 2016

Ruined Johnson

A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.

This is a ruined Johnson!

This Character is a runined Johnson

by Noway_Neophobic May 8, 2019