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Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
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Toss Pot

Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.

Commonly shortened to “T.P.”
I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better
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Pot marked

Irregularaities and deep craters resulting from a facial fire in which someone attempted to put out with an ice pick..
I noticed his pot marked face from a distance. It was charred and disfigured.
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Pot Black

A Perth-based slang, originated from Subiaco, to describe a selfish, stingy but greedy person that often disregards everyone else’s needs.
Staff to Mr. CEO: Hey where is the staff party you mention?

Mr. CEO: It’s Pot Black cos I have used most of the budget towards renovating MY office!!!
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Pot of cum

I will activate my spell card - pot of cum’ said Yugi
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Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!
My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!
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