Rice

A sugaristicgals-style substitute for the brain rot word "rizz".

6-year-old Timmy: yo yo bro bro i got rizz, i made Jessica mine
???: 🫴🍚
6-year-old Timmy: Why'd you give me a bowl of rice?
???: Tsk tsk tsk young lad. You got rice. Not rizz. Learn how to speak proper English.

by bigggdog July 17, 2024

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

Bag of Rice

An object that fixes your phone when you put it inside

A : My phone is not working properly !!
B : have you put it in a bag of rice?

by Sofi is this word August 14, 2024

microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

Rice Party

A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.

Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.

Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025

riced

when a girl gets fucked by an asian guy
East Asia (Chinese, Japanese, Korean), Southeast Asia (Filipino, Vietnamese, Thai), South Asia (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi), Central Asia (Kazakh, Uzbek, Tajik), and West Asia or the Middle East (Iranian, Saudi, Syrian)

"dude, she got totally fuckin RICED by Zhang!!!"

by meowermeowmeow October 1, 2025