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Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
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human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game
Nate was a pink human piñata this week
by booze OG May 5, 2013
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human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy
We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
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Human

Human: Hey you are you a human like me?
No.
by ><(((._.) December 21, 2021
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Human

A useless creature who is incapable of drawing circles.
That human is useless!
by LucarioAuraMaster December 14, 2018
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Humaneous

Different type of group of persons usually humanoid bi-pods
Yeah mate there’s one thing chatting g about humanity what about the Humaneous sorts who are allowed to exist too
by Silky June 9, 2022
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