Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps

Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda

by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021

Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...

"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."

by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018

pee pee Google animation

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by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022