Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky

Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy

by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024

dans ma trousse

The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...

French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."

by glebus June 17, 2024

metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.

wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.

by the killing man June 25, 2024

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024

BIG DAN

A person who gets illness easily and doesn't like to wear mask

Hey put your mask on when you cough, don't be BIG DAN.

by EASTON LON January 16, 2023

dan

A human with a dream (dream the youtuber) :o , known as Adolf hitler, yet he hates Germany.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.

dan is fun to talk to, but he wont tell me whats the prefect death for him, he lies and says that he told me before... but i have a strong memory, i can guarantee you he never told me.

by aviiiii February 3, 2023

Dan Mason

A pissflap

“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”

by Usvslahshshs February 11, 2023