Cum Conditioner

when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner

I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her

by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008

cummed up

A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.

Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.

by speedpro81 October 4, 2010

Cum balls

are hacked up by whores if they have swallowed to much cum, can be seen on southpark when Paris Hilton coughs up cum balls,

After swallowing too much cum Lisa hacked-up cum balls.

by J Lackey August 31, 2006

cumming game

This is a sport where two participants sit or stand, facing each other. This can be between two men, women or of members of the opposite sex. It works best if you are sexually atttracted to the other player. Without touching yourself i.e your hands must be either at your side or on your knees but not moving, your must achieve an orgasm before the other player. This game maybe adapted to have more than two players.

Rick: hey what did you get up to last night!
John: I played the cumming game with sarah. I won

by tobeornottobe July 28, 2010

cum bubble

whan a man or woman blows bubbles with the load they just had busted in their mouth.

Sally was blowing cum bubbles after suckin a dick down.

by Danielledvm December 23, 2007

cum dog

man or woman who loves to give lots of head.

karmen is a fuckin cum head. yum yum

by Ashlee April 22, 2005

cum pad

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack on her lower back.

Ummm... look at the cum pad on that girl!

by winsen November 7, 2007