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Carpet Cleaner

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!
by tunzo February 4, 2010
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Cleaver

A sassy girl that is super smart yet makes silly mistakes
She's such a Cleaver, she spelled Ukrainian with one "I"
by Fo' Shiggity July 19, 2008
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clever dan

"look who thinks hes clever dan"
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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Cleaned Your Clock

slang for sexual intercourse
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying
briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while
by ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ March 14, 2016
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douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue
i cleaned her douche bag after she used it
by tetete February 23, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer

Normally known for excreting fecal matter upon another's chest.

Also more popularly known for the Decision of 2010, where Lebron James pulled down his pants and excreted his fecal matter all upon the city of Cleveland (metaphorically speaking), as he turned his back on the city and team which ignored his calls and plights for a stronger cast of players around him after 5 years of waiting. A very controversial issue which the Cavs will never recover from.
Guy1: Did you hear the news about the Cleveland Cavs??
Guy2: Lebron leaving the Cleveland Steamer on the city??
Guy1: Yeah, they will never be able to recover from that one

Girl1: Mike just gave me the Cleveland Steamer
Girl2: Eww you let him poop on you??
Girl1: No, he turned his back on me after 5 long years of dating, maybe i shouldn't have kept ignoring him.....
Girl2: Oh kind of like the cleveland cavs and lebron james thing?
Girl1: totally like that
by LBJ6 Lover July 21, 2010
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Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014
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