ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Fast Clapper

A very vigourous exercise involving some fast clapping

Quick come here for a fast clapper, it will make you not walk for a day

by Thefastclapper69 September 13, 2022

Fast Clapper

a fast vigourous exercise that will make you not move your legs for a day

Damn bro you are a fast clapper, cant even have seconds

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

Miami clapping

Late 80s/early 90s dancing accompaniment, mostly occurring (or at least originating) in gay bars, where dancers would raise their arms and clap rhythmically to instrumental parts of songs while dancing.

You used to always see crowds in dance clubs Miami clapping to old school house music.

by Luckys.m0m June 1, 2023

Cheek clapper Ken

When someone goes to the Barbie party and gets with multiple girls

Dan went to the party as cheek clapper Ken and cleaned up.

by Baking with bitches September 4, 2023