by Mathew Christian Gentzkr March 15, 2016
i hate it when lakeland christian academy
by piesquared October 15, 2021
This school is booty, it only favours the strong and athletic, or the rich. The poor people at this school are shamed for something they have no control over. This place is a legit rip off of the great school Whitefield.
Man, did you see how Trinity Christian School had a hit list for a high school football game that had no relevance to how the team did in the postseason?
by Big Thiccem February 26, 2019
1) Any group of female hypocrites. Good Christian Bitches don't necessarily have to be Christian. I'm looking at you Zenobia.
2) see also Southern Belle
2) see also Southern Belle
1) These good Christian bitches are drunk and making a lot of noise in the backyard after the baseball game.
2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.
2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.
by major_delmac March 29, 2011
a boy that looks like a lost (gold fish), was born 4 months early and thinks Santa exists even tho hes like thirty, Is diffidently a virgin. Loves to let dogs pound his asshole, He is (gay) but hates to admit it because he is a christian and that,s a (sin).
by u mum gey May 28, 2018
A genre of music that combines the Death Metal sound and theme with Christian beliefs and morals. Their aim is to praise Jesus Christ and the Lord. However, the mixture of these two themes often get mixed up and as a result end up offending the very people they are trying to renew the faith of.
One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
Lyrics to God's Messenagers 'Baby Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt'
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
by Real Gangsta in da House July 16, 2005
mamre christian college is a gay school with no extra curricular activities. It has only 20 or less people per grade and where everyone acts the same and have no imagination or enthusiasm to actually have some real fun. If you are the least bit different then everyone else, you are made to feel like an outsider by the students AND the staff. The school crushes your very spirit and yet they claim to be CHRISTIAN.
A conversation with between a student of Mamre Christian College and a student from another school.
Mamre student: OMG, my school is like sooo cool. I go to mamrAY.
Other school student: What makes your school so cool?
Mamre student: Um..................we have hot chicks.
Other school student: Yeah, every school does. What else makes it so cool.
Mamre student: Were just cool ok. Look at my friends for instance.
*Mamre student points to a bunch of sluts and wogs*
Other school student: What extra curricuala activities does your school have.
Mamre student: Um...................SCHOOL CAMP
Other school student: Thats it. You don't have anything else. What do you guys do for fun.
Mamre student: Our whole grade palys HANDBALL, in the morning, at recess, lunch AND while we are waiting for the bus, cause it is like teh cool.
Other school student: I can't beleive you guys still play that, I though you were in highschool.
Mamre student: Doesn't every else act like us?
Other school student: No, we actually do other stuff and we all arn't clones like you guys.
Mamre student: You soo wish you were us.
*the other school student walks away and jokes with his/her school friends about how mamre people are stupid, boring, narrowmind, wannabees*
Mamre student: OMG, my school is like sooo cool. I go to mamrAY.
Other school student: What makes your school so cool?
Mamre student: Um..................we have hot chicks.
Other school student: Yeah, every school does. What else makes it so cool.
Mamre student: Were just cool ok. Look at my friends for instance.
*Mamre student points to a bunch of sluts and wogs*
Other school student: What extra curricuala activities does your school have.
Mamre student: Um...................SCHOOL CAMP
Other school student: Thats it. You don't have anything else. What do you guys do for fun.
Mamre student: Our whole grade palys HANDBALL, in the morning, at recess, lunch AND while we are waiting for the bus, cause it is like teh cool.
Other school student: I can't beleive you guys still play that, I though you were in highschool.
Mamre student: Doesn't every else act like us?
Other school student: No, we actually do other stuff and we all arn't clones like you guys.
Mamre student: You soo wish you were us.
*the other school student walks away and jokes with his/her school friends about how mamre people are stupid, boring, narrowmind, wannabees*
by n/ab April 18, 2007