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Ohio Mud Swirl

The act of giving someone a swirly while simultaneously giving it to them in the ass.
Ted gave Jerry an Ohio Mud Swirl in the bathroom last week.
by BiggyHoss May 24, 2023
mugGet the Ohio Mud Swirlmug.

Mississippi Mud Muffin

A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!
by OMG303LOL June 20, 2019
mugGet the Mississippi Mud Muffinmug.

Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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flappy mud flaps

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind
Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things

1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket

3 a cape to fly away in the wind

4 flappy mud flaps
by Mud flap makers March 6, 2022
mugGet the flappy mud flapsmug.

Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.
"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."
by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013
mugGet the Mud In Her Ditchmug.

mud valve engineer

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"
by joshy wash November 3, 2008
mugGet the mud valve engineermug.

Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face
Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker
by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022
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