Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
Get the Steve Jobsmug. 
Getting ridiculously drunk prior to an event or occasion of which you were assigned an important role. "Steving" is getting too drunk to effectively perform said role.
"At the pregame for his cousin's wedding, Steven found himself Steving again - and just like that, we were down a groomsman."
by Felix Arugula September 3, 2022
Get the Stevingmug. A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".
Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.
Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.
by villain bookworm March 31, 2025
Get the Stevemug.