Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75

Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜

by elliee75 July 22, 2020

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020

N-word noodle

The mispronounciation of the least cooler set of words Nicka noodle.

Fat man: N-word Nooodle(vine boom), N-word Noodle(vine boom), N-WORD NOODLE (vine boom)(comsuption of a large amount of ramen noodles.

by 🤤 chesecak March 24, 2022

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Whisker noodle

A whisker noodle is an unruly whisker, that just refuses to stay with the group...
And generally it is curlier than the rest.

wendi went to kiss shawn and a whisker noodle went straight up her nose.

by the victem March 8, 2010

Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 25, 2023

noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020