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Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.

A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Did you hear about Steve? That short guy from the Bagel Boss video who got his beat?
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
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steve

steve is a name for a person an also a minecraft character
Stephen: hey steve can you pass me a controller?
Steve: yeah sure Stephen
by 6funny_number9 December 7, 2020
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Steve Back

An absolute asshole that only cares about himself.
by CoffeeThatHadADarkRoast October 4, 2018
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Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.
It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”
by outer spec February 29, 2024
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Steve Madden

adj. The act of fucking either male or female with a leather dress shoe
1) Im going to steve madden my man while we 69 tonight, its gonna be an absolute shocking surprise!

2) Don't make me get my shoe and Steve Madden you!!
by The Sexi Sub March 10, 2021
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Steve murray

An up and "coming" pornstar who frequents Wawa's in the Somerdale NJ area...
He is often seen with his Mexican Filipino friend Rob.
I saw Steve Murray at Wawa. Yeah, he was probably trying to use his fame to get a discount on a panini...
by pseudo swede January 21, 2017
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