Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

depression dating

Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.

I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.

by JayBlack November 25, 2018

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Date

An audition to get fucked.

Bob: How'd your date with Amanda go?
Bill: Well, I didn't get into her pants yet but I did get a callback! We're meeting again tomorrow night.

by kgm/s September 12, 2021

Date

Acronym: meaning Dick At The End

If I pay for this "DATE" you know what that means?

by Speedy2891 March 28, 2023

doona date

When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona

Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.

by pluggerplug June 12, 2021