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Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020
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Look out the window

A way to tell someone to be ready for something bad to come when you are not in a good position to fight back.
Bullied guy( lets call him Ivan): *talks*
friend of bullied guy (lets call him Max): Ivan, look out the window, the delinquents are coming for you...
Ivan: Oh sh*t, WHAT Do I DO??
by bonnejournee October 29, 2019
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staying out the Window

I’m not on my phone I’m staying out the window
by Jay Robert July 10, 2022
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Windows Vista

Basically "VSCO girls" but given a new unofficial name says no one ever. There's still folks wearing scrunchies today and carrying those luxury Swedish backpacks for no reason.
You look like a beautiful "Windows Vista" VSCO person.
Shut up!
by novatiberium October 25, 2020
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Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
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Windows

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"
by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023
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Window pilgrim

An immigrant trying to illegally climb through the recent safe window America has created.
Them window pilgrims are lucky they're in those sanctuary cities or they'd all get deported.ly
by akfourtynine October 22, 2019
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