uncle bill

creator of bill-sploit, and the master of succ.

retard #1 - yo, do you know who uncle bill is?
retard#2 - yeah nigger, the creator of bill-sploit and the grand master of succ.

by Aware_Gogeta May 6, 2017

sally uncle

when you deeply dislike someone

"gosh i hate her"
"i know right! she such a sally uncle"

by theatergeek04 December 31, 2022

first great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Patel

A retard with a fat forehead and curtains who can't walk in a straight line. He also stinks seven days a week and is Nayan's sub.

Uncle Patel stinks.

by Zeeshaan February 11, 2022

ur uncle a cuckle

the biggest comeback ever.

"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies

by spamjam March 16, 2018

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.

Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.

by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020