Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023
While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 01, 2017
by killman64 September 09, 2016
When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 04, 2023
Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021
1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 01, 2018
when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!
Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.
by Fefe and shardin January 30, 2025