When you grab your mates thong and put it on your head back to front. Then proclaim very loudly in front of your one night stand “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS” before proceeding to snort like a pig in their ear.
Ruairi wanted to try the Captain Underpants but thought it may be inappropriate considering his lack of a sexual partner.
by FarticusMcFartFace November 27, 2023
A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads
by Captain stupid head December 23, 2020
The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
by Applesauce0917 April 05, 2020
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When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
Captain Jack Sparrow
by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>
by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022