A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.
Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans
by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021
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by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023
Get the Captain mug.A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.
by MC in TX May 11, 2015
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Get the Captain Boomerang mug.Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
by Paulie! March 30, 2017
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Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other
by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018
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