Portuguese Egg Tart

The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.

Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.

by 2ropes1neck March 25, 2019

egg nog sauna

A requested video from one of the camera men (Evan) that should be on the Unus Annus subreddit as the new pee sauna.

"Egg nog sauna" - Evan

by E yes no July 8, 2020

big green egg

that one guy from sesame street

"omg look at that guy, he probably has a big green egg.

by faylabaes January 2, 2022

Egg Fried Rice

Jamie Oliver's worst nightmare.

"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"

by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2022

Mom's Egg

An electric toothbrush used to dust your mother's eggs.

"Dude, last night I totally dusted Mom's egg."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

Egg fart

When a egg farts in a persons mouth

Dang it I just got egg farted

by Hhhsgsbsghvd June 3, 2019

eggs in a blanket

when you wrap penis around your scrotum and make the brain and it looks like a snake wrapped around.

I showed some bitch my eggs in a blanket and she loved it.

by a1mostt May 14, 2012