Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

by omgisuck January 16, 2022

Matt

Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.

I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.

by MATT_FTW November 21, 2021

Matt+

This describes the rage that rushes through whilst playing FUT Champs.

FUT Champs Player 1: "FOR FUCK SAKE!!! VAN DER SSAAAAaaaaarrRRR!"

Friend in party: "Head gone mate?"

Other friend in party: "You've got Matt+".

by avid fifa player 43 May 4, 2024

matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014

Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.

Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?

by Longfellow D June 7, 2021

Matt Urban

Matt Urban - The guy that goes around telling everyone he invented Urban Dictionary.
See Also - Aleta H

That guy walks around making up words on the fly, nobody can understand him. He's a real Matt Urban.

by RJH1985 August 27, 2015