<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch!

They aren't the SAME to you!

Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

Stranger Things

The act of sleeping with a stranger after a long-term relationship

AFter 8 years it was over and I met up with someone for some stranger things.

by RizzleHooker April 22, 2024

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024