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Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.
Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016
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Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.
Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023
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Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
by simpmanager May 28, 2022
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Canadian Jerk

Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”
by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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Canadian Kangaroo

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.
Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.
by ecaleohs February 10, 2023
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