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Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
by Nippleup May 24, 2018
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Poo Noodle Soup

After getting Poo Noodles, you extract your Poo Noodles into a bowl and proceed to give the Poo Noodle-ee an enema. You then get all of the poo water juices from the enema and put them into the bowl with the Poo Noodles. This creates Poo Noodle Soup.
Yo bro, I went to give some bitch Poo Noodles last night and she offered to have an enema and share Poo Noodle Soup with me! It was lit!
by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021
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Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
by Wick May 13, 2023
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skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
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Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.
Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?
by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021
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The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
by DA Big curly July 27, 2024
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Whisker noodle

A whisker noodle is an unruly whisker, that just refuses to stay with the group...
And generally it is curlier than the rest.
wendi went to kiss shawn and a whisker noodle went straight up her nose.
by the victem March 8, 2010
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