The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.
"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."
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"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."
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Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
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"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."
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Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.
by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010
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by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Proverb mug.When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.
Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"
Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"
Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"
by pseudonym36 July 23, 2011
Get the Facebook true mug.When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.
Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!
by Glendora July 7, 2011
Get the Facebook-Amnesia mug.Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
by riskebsns September 16, 2010
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Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?
Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
by 15951 February 11, 2012
Get the Facebook Transient mug.When someone speaks with what " sounds like expert knowledge about a subject " but in reality just their opinion or personal experience
Facebook friend status... If your boyfriend gets texts messages after 10 pm he's cheating you can do better
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university
by Factsb4fiction July 16, 2015
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