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tomorrows bread

freshest of the fresh
OOOOWEEEEE after that fresh cut I feel like tomorrows bread
by TimE March 18, 2015
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farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .
Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure
by weenygenie July 13, 2021
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bread

the coolest food on the entire planet and always type it in the group chat when you don’t know what’s going on
*people arguing in the groupchat*

me: bread
by breadddddstickkkk May 4, 2021
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The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.
Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...
by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024
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bird bread

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes
Bro through out that bird bread!
by Jharp44 December 12, 2015
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The Great Bread Scandal

The Great Bread Scandal was started by Thomas McKenna in an elaborate attempt to push the workers of 2022 towards the bullshit option of being paid by literal loaves of bread instead of actual money. Thus, the term "let's get this bread" was coined as a memoir to the historic event.
I'm tired of this bullshit we need the great bread scandal again.

Pay me with some loaves like the great bread scandal and I'll quit.
by Thomas Mcflurry June 24, 2022
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Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.
by SaladTossr December 17, 2023
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