baby driving

When driving, the act of steering the wheel from side-to-side very quickly, creating a side-to-side jerking motion of the vehicle. Called so because that is how babies drive when they are given a toy steering weel. Example: Maggie Simpson in the opening of the The Simpsons. Lesser synonym: swang.

"We're on a very wide street with no cars about in a tan Saturn soccer mom station wagon that rides about an inch off the ground--let's do some baby driving."

"NIKOS, STOP BABY DRIVING OR YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THAT OLD LADY!"

by roccothepenguin May 15, 2006

corporation baby

when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company

Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes

by anti-a November 1, 2006

Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.

OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.

by Sweet Nuts (2016 League Champ) August 11, 2017

Baby Rapier

A curved sword used by or for the killing of infants.

Oh shit bro! We gotta get the fuck out of here; that kid is packing a baby rapier.

Earlier this week a man walked into a nursery and slaughtered 14 small children with what is commonly known as a baby rapier.

by Capn'D April 15, 2009

break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.

Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

Coronavirus Baby

Babies conceived as a result of quarantines and staying home during the COVID-19 pandemic.

My parents got laid off during the coronavirus outbreak so they blew off some steam and made me. Yeah, I'm a coronavirus baby.

by scintillating March 19, 2020

Baby Niggs

The word (or in this case name) you would use to describe the youngest member of your group of friends. Generally the least mature member of the group as well, which usually leads to the lowering in maturity of the rest of the members in the group.

"Hey Joe, where's Baby Niggs at?"
"His mom won't let him out because it's past his curfew."

by Th1sGuy January 3, 2013