by Illusionz.r6 June 22, 2022

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.
by Jim. Jones. June 7, 2025

When you power wash 100,000 lemons you end up with lemon aid, but beware it’s $145 per hour so I hope you have DEEP Pockets.
by Deepration July 27, 2021

Rory was feeling sick the other day, so her boyfriend sent her nudes. I need a guy who can administer thirst aid.
James just put down his dog, so he hired a prostitute for some thirst aid.
James just put down his dog, so he hired a prostitute for some thirst aid.
by bounce.house.chaos November 22, 2021
