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Skin AIDS

Dude 1 : Yo is that eczema?
Dude 2: Yea man its pretty aids so I call it skin aids.
by Illusionz.r6 June 22, 2022
mugGet the Skin AIDSmug.
When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.
mugGet the jewish mongolian bunghole aidsmug.

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
mugGet the a swimming pool band-aidmug.

Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids
by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018
mugGet the Unicorn aidsmug.

Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.
Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.
by Jim. Jones. June 7, 2025
mugGet the Hold my kool-aidmug.

Lemon aid

When you power wash 100,000 lemons you end up with lemon aid, but beware it’s $145 per hour so I hope you have DEEP Pockets.
Chihuahua made some lemon aid by demolishing lemons with his power washer.
by Deepration July 27, 2021
mugGet the Lemon aidmug.

Thirst aid

Making someone feel better through sexual actions or images.
Rory was feeling sick the other day, so her boyfriend sent her nudes. I need a guy who can administer thirst aid.

James just put down his dog, so he hired a prostitute for some thirst aid.
by bounce.house.chaos November 22, 2021
mugGet the Thirst aidmug.

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