news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit

They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.

by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008

cunt plague

An affliction of a female's sexual organs, usually involving disease of the most foul kind and resulting in an unsightly mess between the woman's flaps. Can also be used to express horror at the dirtiness of a female who has recently been engaged with in sexual activities. Something that smells like a vagina but not a healthy one.

'Don't do it man, it looks like she's got cunt plague'
'I can't believe my daughter has cunt plague. I smelled it in the toilet'
'Oh Jesus, you stink of cunt plague'

by billybud July 6, 2010

cunt and co

Describes a cunt and his patrons

Commonly spoken as:
'cunt and co';
or 'cunt 'n co'

*Annoying individual and his friends walk into a room*
Jimmy: Oh look, there's cunt and co
Samantha: Looks like cunt 'n co have arrived to spoil the party
Joe: I hate those guys

by IMadeThatUp123 February 26, 2019

cold cunt

the female version of blueballs

"girl, that dude totally gave me a cold cunt last night"

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

Scum Cunt

Someone is scummy and cunty. May be a person who is arrogant or someone that cheats on their fiancé with a hoe.

Spiro cheats on his wife with another woman. He is such a Scum Cunt!

by supa150 October 3, 2016

incompetent cunt

Someone who is a dick but is also stupid.

" Your a incompetent cunt!"

by Werewj November 28, 2016

Massive Cunt

Shit Stain A waste of human tissue douchebagette Woman Ears Doggyknobber DoucheNoggin

My friend adam is a massive cunt in our fantasy football league.

My friend adam must have came out of a massive cunt to turn out the way he is now.

Adams massive cunt was competing with pluto to be declared a planet back in the day.

by RideMyMustache923 August 19, 2018