Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.

Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.

by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021

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Tard

A very nice person that is incredibly polite and is usually picked on wrongfully.

“Connor is such a tard.” -Dylan
“Yeah he is. He gets insulted all the time by dumasses like you, but really he is a nice dude.” -Torri

by RealInsultMeanings January 24, 2021

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Unlike the word "retard" or as others call it "The R-Slur", Tard can be a term used to call out someone for making a minor mistake not to be used as calling them out for being "autistic" because they aren't, they just made a little dumb mistake.

"Why the f*ck didn't you take out the trash before mom got home from work like she asked you to, you f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."

by Williblam Shakespeare February 11, 2021

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I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .

by anonymous March 5, 2021

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Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021

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