Tom Longley

Usually drives a hairdressers car e.g. BMW Z4.

See that guy in the 2 seater convertible, he's a total Tom Longley

by MaryBeth321 March 16, 2019

tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

Tom Holland

If u don’t know who Tom Holland is you LIVE UNDER A ROCK! He is the most kind, sweet and very funny . Oh also hot AF!!!!

“Tom Holland is bae

by Quackson holland!! February 6, 2019

Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

by ShiShu May 8, 2023

Turkey Tom

Some nigga that got cucked by some lolicon named Lerix

EX: "Im gonna FUCK Turkey Tom's Girl"

by GoonerGang September 23, 2023

Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022

Tom holland

Tom holland is MY FUCKING HUSBANDDD! I’m his wife Athena Holland 😻 we got married on September 12, 2015. We have 19 kids and coming soon the 20th kid on its way!

Person 1- Hey have you heard of Athena Holland & Tom holland?
Person 2- Yes! I heard they are having their 20th kid!
Person 1- yea I can’t believe it!!

by Athena Holland <33 December 23, 2021