toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)

He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!

by Martorious January 18, 2013

toneadone

It's a drug that originates from southwest fl. .. People usually use it to get off methadone .. It feels so good. Way better than anything else on the streets today. Aka mr interesting

drugs methadone toneadone

by Jlow or Jenny from da block September 29, 2013

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

Tony Door

When someones background noise is being overwhelmingly loud. (On the phone, skype, etc.)

Guy 1: So I was looking at this th-
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.

by SenuLawliet November 23, 2013

Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015

Tone smacked

When engaging a conversation with someone feeling a certain emotion and that person makes a statement which distracts you and contradicts your current mood.

"Hey man, crazy how my aunt just died..."
"Yeah, but dude call of duty black ops 3 was announced!"
"You just tone smacked me, don't do that!"

by UrbanVernacular October 28, 2015

toner

The thing your printer is ALWAYS out of.

Joe: The damn printer is out of toner again! And I gone 5 minutes before class starts...

by Sir_Reginald_N00bington November 28, 2015