tit wank

Usually associated with knob in tits scenario,but can also mean wanking a womans tits off to orgasm,great to watch!

Tit wank love,i am having a great wank watching!

by rudi October 28, 2006

Dick Tits

Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks

Aww shit that asian girl had major dick tits
Blech!

by LaxBrolololol December 15, 2008

tits machine

An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.

The B52 was a real tits machine!

Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!

My cousins boat is a tits machine!

The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!

by Fox JK August 15, 2006

Tit-Lick

The act of licking Titties

I got some tit-lick last night.

by NinjaBaller October 11, 2007

Flipping Tits

Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.

Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

tit shadow

The shadow that the man/woman's tits/breasts make when facing the sun

"Dude!! His tits are so big he casts a tit shadow for the rats!!"

"Damn girl, your tities are so big they cast a shadow as big as a sun umbrella"

by Yutake Alota Shiite November 21, 2007

Bear tits

A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".

The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!

by Permanenthursday January 22, 2010