hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.
Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.
by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016
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boulder hill(hood)

A unincorporated TURD of a town located in Illinois between Montgomery & Oswego
No one wants to claim boulder hill(hood) because it is a giant turd.
by surrealpoodle June 04, 2014
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Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
by JNorman911 October 27, 2016
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Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.
"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"
by Hoodlum November 08, 2012
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Hood Fish.

If you’re hood fish that means that your mug sits.
“Oh have you seen Nicki Minaj recently?!? She’s the REAL hood fish.”
by RHFDiam June 05, 2022
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Caught the hood

When the hood comes out of you when you get angry.
"This customer at work called me a bitch and I took my hoops off. But my friend held me back. I caught the hood real quick!"
by Tut@ September 03, 2020
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Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.
Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”
by SkurtSkurtbish June 05, 2023
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