epic mother fucker

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
by papasario September 03, 2013
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cluster-fuckered

How your head feels when you become both bewildered and over-whelmed by everything trying to crash down around you.
Random person: Hi, how's are you?
creehazy: Cluster-fuckered.
by creehazy May 02, 2006
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mother fucker face

A kid who is a god damn ass hole.
That little Shit bastard is a mother fucker face
by Brett August 22, 2004
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fuckity fucking fucker

A sentence enhancing exclamation commonly used in a situation where the speaker is in great pain, or in displeasure. Also used in a rap once by my cousin when we we were bored and got tired of looking at porn.
AHHH YOU FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKER.... WHY DID YOU SLAP ME!?!

I said a fuckity fucking fucker came up to me...
He said I fucking fucked his girl and he wanted to see...
How many times he could punch me in the face...
Until my brain was out in space

YAY
:) ( . Y . ) HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
by Porn-a-holic March 15, 2004
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Knuckle Fucker 5000

A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.
Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!
by Caleb_DeBrusk September 10, 2020
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Stupid fuckin fucker

A word used to describe an absolutely moron
James, you're a stupid fuckin fucker, but you're my brother and i won't let the kickfliping douche eat your toenails.
by Stupidity.unleashed October 01, 2020
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