A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023
Get the St Benedict’smug. Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011
Get the Von-St. Aubinomicsmug. When a woman performs anilingus on a man while Steely Dan is playing in the background. Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian optional.
"Damn, Josie came home and gave me that East St. Louis Toodle-oo the other night? Thought I was gonna die behind the wheel."
by MysticalSphere April 11, 2025
Get the East St. Louis Toodle-oomug. by Apple06 April 29, 2019
Get the St. Hilary Schoolmug. St Walburg's got its quirks, its a cozy town where the vibe's a bit offbeat. Sure, there's some mischief and occasional shenanigans, but it's more about eccentric characters than straight-up danger. The streets might be worn, dreams a bit tattered, but underneath it all, there's a unique charm to this place that keeps folks hooked, quirks and all.
Person 1: "Yo! I'm thinking bout havin some fun."
Person 2: "Let's go to St Walburg bud, we can get wild with them 13 year old alcoholics!"
Person 2: "Let's go to St Walburg bud, we can get wild with them 13 year old alcoholics!"
by goofydoof December 21, 2023
Get the St Walburgmug. When the you get on your knees and look up to the sky waiting for a group of men to throw ropes on your face.
by 134man April 25, 2024
Get the Abbot St Bukkakemug. The best school in the world. It is a heaven for everyone where the teacher is nice and everyone is very good and happy. There are no problems and the food is tasty. Everyone is good friends with everyone and teachers. This school is very good and awesome for everyone. Nothing ever happened on 8th September 2021. The school did not lose any students and we always only had 100 people. The blood stains in the toilet was the result of periods and not any student who gave head. I am most certainly not a spy trying to document this and got caught. I am most certainly not being held hostage with a ArmaLite AR-15 223 Remington 5.56×45mm loaded with 9mm bullets capable of firing through walls pointed at my head. I am not being forced to write this in order to hide the incident. Sorry, a incident. I am not sure why you may think that I may not exist after this is published. Please do not spread any fake news or we may have to prosecute you.
"Wow, st Gabriel's Secondary school is truly the school of all time!"
"Nothing bad ever happens here!"
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"Nothing bad ever happens here!"
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by Thaatguy December 8, 2022
Get the St Gabriel's Secondary Schoolmug.