Skin Sock

The after-print left when you take off your socks for the day

Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.

Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck

by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011

bowel skin

the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them

i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere

by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

Skinning a Turd

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.

I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....

by Lordlucan November 28, 2024

Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

skin sauce

Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)

Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”

by Dani Jacobs August 4, 2019