by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

1. an Employee whos the Boss doesn't understood and that why must be me again?
2. When the kid need to apoligize his Mom but will never do that. But always has done after calm down :)
2. When the kid need to apoligize his Mom but will never do that. But always has done after calm down :)
ad. 1. My boss John ordered me wash his car and Even didn't ask me do I want to do or can do that. (So now I'll be a self-contributor)
ad. 2. ... everybody knows the feeling : self-contributor
ad. 2. ... everybody knows the feeling : self-contributor
by proJektdariusz2D May 1, 2018

When one intentionally censors himself, usually in an electronic medium such as facebook, after posting something he knows is inflammatory in nature and is not worth the inevitable trouble that will arise because of it.
Pants typed something in the chat window he knew was unfair and judgemental, and before pressing enter, self-goebbeled himself and deleted the offending sentence.
by Slessy November 7, 2012

a meme that revives itself repeatedly
by DinoLG August 19, 2023

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
by sugafiend February 3, 2025

This is when a person is so bad and evil you don’t even need to do anything to attack back or defend your self. Because what they doing defeats their self and destroys their own life in ruins or even gets them killed.
Whoa he’s so self-destructive, he made the house cave in on his self and killed his self destroying everything inside causes this and all the beams. And also started a fire with no way to escape out.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022
