St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 05, 2022

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St stephens episcopal school

Holy christian school with rich kids and blazers that wont stop talking about latin club

Hey you go to St stephens episcopal school?

watch out for anthony!

by george77895843 September 02, 2021

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st brendan

a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.

guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely

by bibi and la January 23, 2024

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St Gabriel's Secondary School

The best school in the world. It is a heaven for everyone where the teacher is nice and everyone is very good and happy. There are no problems and the food is tasty. Everyone is good friends with everyone and teachers. This school is very good and awesome for everyone. Nothing ever happened on 8th September 2021. The school did not lose any students and we always only had 100 people. The blood stains in the toilet was the result of periods and not any student who gave head. I am most certainly not a spy trying to document this and got caught. I am most certainly not being held hostage with a ArmaLite AR-15 223 Remington 5.56×45mm loaded with 9mm bullets capable of firing through walls pointed at my head. I am not being forced to write this in order to hide the incident. Sorry, a incident. I am not sure why you may think that I may not exist after this is published. Please do not spread any fake news or we may have to prosecute you.

"Wow, st Gabriel's Secondary school is truly the school of all time!"

"Nothing bad ever happens here!"

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by Thaatguy December 09, 2022

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