sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.

I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.

by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023

Sleep

Put your phone down. Turn your music off. Clean yourself up. You alright.

Lie down. Breath slowly and naturally. Dont think too much. Close your eyes and relax your body. Go to sleep.

Go to sleep honey
But in not tired
Just try

by Emzy S. October 17, 2020

Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.

"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!

by jew-face cockmonger bitch-dick April 18, 2011

sleep the leg

sleep the leg is an instagram group full of fruity people, its the best group thats ever made.

person 1: whats "sleep the leg" ?
person 2: its the best instagram group!!

by hollydavidson_qq July 28, 2021

The Sleeping Beauty

The process of putting both nuts on a girls face, the right ball on the right eye and the left ball on the left eye, during sexual intercourse, causing said biddy to not see a thing but ur wrinkly ballsack. For the position to work properly, the girl must lick the man’s anus whilst he masturbates, causing him to eventually bust a fat load.

“Bro, shawty really a freak.”

“Deadass?”

“Hell yea bro! I even hit her with the sleeping beauty. A nigga really busted in her hair, shit was a movie my guy”

by Young Coochie Bandit April 28, 2019

Sleeping Spell

Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!

Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”

by KenKitty26 April 6, 2021

Sleep-Discording

The action of entering and exiting a discord call during your sleep and waking up with no recollection of it.

Luke, last night you were definitely sleep-discording.

by Doitcluett April 11, 2022