You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.
by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023

by universal69 May 13, 2018

when a girl sucks you off so good while playing with your balls, that i makes you feel like your launching off.
by thatguyparga September 22, 2022

Ryan Scott trying to insult someone on facebook when in reality he cant string 2 words together for anyone to understand his shit unsult
by therealdrip October 13, 2020

"Oh, I went out with Dave but nothing happened because he has a sloth rocket. It was so disappointing. "
by TraumaNurse16 September 24, 2016

when your dick is old and cannot work but you take Viagra to make your "wrinkly rocket" hard so you can fuck them hoes even after 87!
by johnny mac savage July 15, 2017

by anonymous October 7, 2020
