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business phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 15+ girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Tim’s business phone has been booming since 2018.
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the business phonemug.

Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.
by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021
mugGet the Porcelain phonemug.

Phone

1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered

2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023
mugGet the Phonemug.

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021
mugGet the Jim crackcorn I EYE phonemug.

tell the phone

talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 10, 2010
mugGet the tell the phonemug.

Dummy Phone

An old Apple iPhone that still works through wifi like an iPod Touch, but cannot be used for any cellular features meaning it cannot work if not on wifi.
Person 1: Why does your apple email pop up?
PErson 2: Because you're on my dummy phone.
Person 1: Ohhh, put me on your main phone and not this hoe phone.
by Cristopaddy November 30, 2020
mugGet the Dummy Phonemug.

Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
mugGet the Porn Phonemug.

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