flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011

Mike Pence Fly

The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.

The Mike Pence Fly only lands on the heads of idiots full of shit.

by lellow_duckie January 21, 2021

The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020

What in the Flying Kangaroo

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

by Wasn’t Me November 22, 2020

fly Ozark Airlines

Euphemism for fuck off, asshole!

If anything I have said offends you, go fly Ozark Airlines. - Don Rickles @ the Orleans Showroom on 6/5/2010.

by Uncle LC June 6, 2010

suplex flying squirrel

The act of jumping in the air spreading your arms and legs wide mid doggie style while yelling "WOOOooo" (like Rick Flair would) only to land on your partners back slamming them into the ground.

Kurt Viener pummeled his lover Xavier with a suplex flying squirrel.

by Ed Dontez August 2, 2016

Russian gray fly

A device used by Russians to snag salmon. It is made of a very large trebil hook with lead molded around the shank.

Commrad I cannot get these fish to bite! Here commrad use my Russian gray fly and when the school of salmon get close just throw in middle and yank works every time.

by The Mayer 8===D May 1, 2013