Staten Island

Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.

“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”

by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022

long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers

“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole”

by 173392726 October 17, 2021

staten island

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.

Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.

Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.

Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.

by quesadildo May 4, 2022

Island Sword Fight

When two or more men get drunk on the forsaken rock known as Harsens Island urinate in the same toilet while drunk. At the same time

Defined as Bobby and Alex got so drunk last night, they recorded themselves with their little wieners out peeing in the toilet together , they called it an Island Sword Fight

by Jimmy Lahey December 28, 2024

mcdonald island

that one icy wasteland that mcdonalds owns or something

Hey, have you ever been to mcdonald island

by TastyLemonCake June 26, 2023

Galapagos Island

A woman who is just as enchanting as the Island chain. And similar to how the island chain is known for their large turtles, the woman also has large breast.

After a lap around the bar we were ready to call it quits, then a group of Galapagos Island(s) walked in. We went over and struck a conversation with them and the rest of the night is history.

by Geography master July 31, 2021

Burnt Islands

Small town on the South West coast of NL. The F$&kin Mink was born here during a tidal surge. Females are seen during the mid afternoon picking up their mail at the local post office still in their pajamas. It Was put on the map when the Quebec film board idiots produced the documentary " A Passage To Burnt Islands" A small number of salt beef junkies reside in this quaint little community. Nicest people and place on earth.

Let's go to Burnt Islands and get a salt beef and Turkey roll sandwich.

by Bogeyman 2018 January 9, 2018