Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.
Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.
Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.
Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
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guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
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When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.
Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!
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