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The cow

An evil being that is behind of everything.

Always blame the cow.
"Oh, the cow confused me, again"

"Of course, it's always the cow"
by Nyx, you builder August 15, 2022
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Cow meat

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
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cow

me;)
bitch imma cow, I am not a cat! I DONT SAY MEOW!BITCHHHH
by imma cow November 13, 2018
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Stroppy Cow

Someone who enjoys hard sex in a broken old boat while having 9 std's
She loves Stroppy Cow
I hate people who like Stroppy Cow
by Baby Yeeter 5000 September 2, 2019
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gucci cow

a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"
by somuchguccicow April 11, 2019
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skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages
Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱
by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024
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HippopigaMc-cow

A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.
Your dog and cat are ok pets , but my HippopigaMc-cow is far more superior.
by Vonmetz September 20, 2021
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