A nerdtastic tantrum induced by either accumulation of nerdy goods (a.k.a. green laser pointer modded to 100 mW, an original press of The Silmarillion, a PS3 in 2006, etc.) or by destruction of the goods thereof.
If not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate assistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.
If not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate assistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.
Worker from Game Stop bound for nerdatory: Hello! As our one hundredth buyer of the PS3 you have been chosen to receive an uber spy kit! This will include spycam/mp3 matrix looking sunglasses, a book vault, night vision binoculars, a mithril vest, a complete collectors addition of Metal Gear Solid, Spycraft, and EverQuest.
Buyer bound for nerd fit: *Giggles* *Squeals* *Left Eye Twitches* *Falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prepubescent voice* *Seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue*
Buyer bound for nerd fit: *Giggles* *Squeals* *Left Eye Twitches* *Falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prepubescent voice* *Seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue*
by Liska Kiska August 7, 2011
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Get the fucking nerd mug.A nerd with a tear drop tattoo on the face and tattoos down to the finger tip that has done hard prison time in a state penitentiary and has a 6 figure job in the tech field writing code.
An og nerd can sling tattoo ink and make a pizzle out of an incense container and blowtorch as well as write enterprise level code for fortune 500 companies.
An og nerd can sling tattoo ink and make a pizzle out of an incense container and blowtorch as well as write enterprise level code for fortune 500 companies.
Damn Caleb put in work on a 5 yard in california and now makes 6 figures slinging lines of code in Texas, this mother fuckers an og nerd.
by Mr.RaulDuke November 25, 2018
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Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
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I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
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They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first
And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!
Nerd rage
I got that nerd rage
Nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd nerd rage
Nerd-nerd rage
They say I nerd rage, I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But I'ma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first
And fuck Comic Sans and fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!
by Radin Happier October 29, 2022
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The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
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The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
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